I cannot talk for very long today. Herb was bragging about his new checkbook and pen today, both made of solid gold, and some young men caught wind of this. On the way home, they assaulted Herb and took his checkbook and pen, and left him for dead in a dumpster. I am now on my way to visit him in the hospital. I shall update you on his status tomorrow.

This unfortunate turn of events, coupled with Yolanda's business, means no movies for Jamaal this weekend. Perhaps over the week I'll see that movie about the fellow with anger management issues, though. We'll see what happens.