Today, I was happy as I thought about my father. While my mood quickly became depressed when I remembered how I had blown my first chance to thank my father for his support, and also the fact that I once had a glorious head of hair, I was happy while thinking of him. Happy Father's Day, Dad, wherever you are.

Also, if I recall correctly, my NBA team misprinted my initial jersey, putting Jamaal where my last name would be. This would make my name Jamaal Jamaal, and while that would put me into the same category as that video game character everyone used to talk about, this is not the case. I am sorry to disappoint.