Wednesday, June 25, 2008

My friend Herb is an evil, heartless child born out of wedlock. I would not cry if the power cut out while Traci Bingham was running along the beach on that syndicated show about lifeguards. If I ever become that devoid of intelligence, that I cry when I cannot see a woman running in slow motion in a swimsuit on television, then I request to be shot.

6 comments:

Andrew said...

Wow...just wow. Herb and Jamaal seems to be going all out with this "Using names to refer to things" lark. Maybe the author's just discovered it.

spencer said...

I suspect it's more that the author has just discovered that the actual things themselves even exist.

Norm Loman said...

I've never heard of Little House on the Prairie. Is that the popular tv show about settlers in midwestern U.S. ?

Rex916 said...

When are you gona continue updating? It's been nearly two seven-day units!

Rebecca Roberts said...

more herb and jamaal mockery!

webcomicoverlook said...

Man, I've just discovered this site and it's gone on a short hiatus. I think I shall weep ... like Herb there.

Norm: you're pretty much right. It also starred Michael Landon and Melissa Gilbert and was a semi-autobigraphical account about pioneer life.